Department Of Labor Spends $40 Billion To Create One Amazing New Job
Via The Onion:
By providing the new employee with state-of-the-art high-powered concept cars to drive around while making large cash deposits in dozens of untaxed savings accounts, researchers at the Labor Department hope to aid both the struggling auto industry and the nation’s failing banks.
It is not yet clear which economic sectors will benefit most from the daily helicopter rides to and from work.
